Supermarket Encounter

An encounter in the supermarket leaves me breathless.

It was another boring visit to the supermarket, my wife having sent me to get a few things as she was "busy". They say it is a good place to meet the opposite sex, particularly at night, but this had never ever looked like happening to me.

As I walked down the frozen food aisle I saw this rather mature lady in front of me, well I say mature but this was simply because I am still relatively young, she was leaning over the freezers and I noticed that as she did so her top was lifting at the waist, giving me a glimpse of bare midriff. My eyes were drawn to this woman and when she stood up I could see that she was well endowed and didn't appear to be wearing a bra, at least that was what her stiffened nipples were telling me, they were very prominent due to the cold from the freezers.

The shop was very quiet as it was quite late at night and so I felt at ease watching her. No one could see the erection which was beginning to tent my trousers at this sight before me. I had to adjust my trousers as it was getting uncomfortable.

She arrived at something that took her fancy but must have been at the back of the freezer, and this time I saw the bottom of her soft breasts as she bent over. I said she was mature but her breasts looked quite firm from what I could see and they were definitely not covered by a bra. She was leaning right in and was lifting her leg to balance in a provocative way, her short skirt rising as she did so. I bent down to tie my shoelace - not that it needed tying - and I was suprised that I could not see even a hint of pantie.

I quickly made up my mind and moved towards her. "Can I help you with that?" I asked trying to look as if it was the thing she was trying to reach that I had my eyes on and not her nipples pushing her top out like thimbles. "Yes" she said, "I am trying to get that turkey at the back, but it is too heavy for me". Well I tried, but it was stuck so we both tried and I could feel the warmth of her bare arm against mine despite the coldness of the freezer, her hip was pushing against mine and I could imagine my hand running up under her dress cupping her cheeks, caressing her warm soft bum. Suddenly it came free and my arm shot back straight into her breast confirming that it was after all soft. I apologised, and she said it was ok and she wasn't hurt. To my suprise she said you can rub it better if you like.

I took a quick look around and as no one was about, I gently pushed my hand up under her loose top it and onto her breast it was so soft and smooth that it almost took my breath away and then I touched her nipple which seemed to get even harder.

She, once again, leaned over the freezer but this time not to reach inside, as she did so, she put her hand behind her and rubbed my erection which was now pressing against her bum encased in the thin skirt. She caught hold of my zip and eased it down allowing my erection more room. She then freed my throbbing cock from the confines of my underpants by which time I had raised her skirt at the back to allow my penis access to her nether regions. And what nether regions they were two globes so soft and smooth with a valley between which my penis was now exploring.

She was already wet and so I pushed into her, the excitement so great now I did not want her to change her mind. I moved in and out through the slickness of her cunt and at the same time continued to fondle her breasts. "I am cumming" she cried and let loose a torrent of cum which suprised me as it was so quick. I shot my load and could feel it pouring into her.

"That was great" I said to which she replied "you are not my first and I am sure won't be the last". She then quickly lowered her skirt again, pulled her top into place, turned away quickly and left me with a large turkey which I felt like taking home as a memento, I didn't even know her name.

I never saw her again, although I looked out for her, but I really enjoyed the turkey. My wife couldn't understand why I got a turkey or why I enjoyed it so much.

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Ex-DEA Agent In New Role With Pot Investment Firm

Former DEA agent Patrick Moen, now managing director of compliance and senior counsel for Privateer Holdings, a Seattle-based private equity firm investing in the cannabis industry. As managing director of compliance and senior counsel for the Seattle firm, Moen has added his name to a small but growing list of individuals with unlikely backgrounds who have joined or thrown their support behind state-sanctioned marijuana enterprises.

A small but growing list of individuals with unlikely backgrounds have joined or thrown their support behind state-sanctioned marijuana enterprises.

SEATTLE – In a decade with the Drug Enforcement Administration, Patrick Moen rose to supervise a team of agents busting methamphetamine and heroin rings in Oregon - before giving it all up to join the nascent legal marijuana industry in nearby Washington state.
In November, the former federal drug agent quit his post to work for a marijuana industry investment firm, and says he relishes getting in on the ground floor of a burgeoning industry he was once sworn to annihilate.
As managing director of compliance and senior counsel for Seattle-based Privateer Holdings, Moen has added his name to a small but growing list of individuals with unlikely backgrounds who have joined or thrown their support behind state-sanctioned marijuana enterprises.
Related: Washington attorney general says cities can block marijuana business
In Oregon, another former Portland-based DEA agent, Paul Schmidt, who retired from the agency in 2010, recently set up shop as a consultant to medical cannabis businesses after working as a state inspector of medical pot dispensaries in Colorado.
Last year, former Mexican president Vicente Fox visited Seattle to trumpet support for a pot firm fronted by former Microsoft executive Jamen Shively. The Seattle police department is weighing whether to allow officers to moonlight as security guards at pot shops slated to open later this year.
Moen, whose jump has been criticized by his former boss at the DEA, said that even as his profile within the agency rose, he nursed a growing sense that the marijuana cases he worked, and the laws underpinning them, were wrongheaded.
Moen says he is working to foster a reputable pot industry that will hasten an end to the drug's prohibition and allow the DEA to sharpen its focus on drugs that are truly harmful.
"I saw this as an amazing opportunity to be a part of the team that's helping to create this industry, " Moen, 36, told Reuters. "I don't really feel like it's the other side."
Related: Pot debates continue even where it's legal
While marijuana remains illegal under federal law, some 20 states and Washington, D.C., allow for its medical use. In 2012, voters in Washington state and Colorado became the first to legalize adult recreational use of the drug.
Colorado and Washington state have fed the momentum for pot liberalization efforts elsewhere, with a legalization measure likely to go before Alaska voters in August and activists in Oregon collecting signatures to get a similar initiative on that state's November ballot.
The U.S. Department of Justice announced in August it wouldn't interfere with state efforts to regulate and tax marijuana provided they're able to meet a set of requirements that include keeping it away from children and restricting its flow into other states.
EVOLVING VIEWS
Over the summer, Moen arranged to meet Privateer Chief Executive Officer Brendan Kennedy in a Portland coffee shop, where he gave Kennedy his DEA business card before passing him an envelope. Kennedy feared it contained a subpoena but was relieved to instead find enclosed a copy of Moen's resume, the CEO said.
Colorado this month allowed stores to begin selling weed, a step that is months away in Washington state. These developments, coupled with Moen's own evolving views, made a once unfathomable career shift a possibility, he said.
Among his current assignments, Moen is helping Privateer avoid legal pitfalls as it pushes into the cultivation of medical weed in Canada - a significant leap for a firm that has until recently invested solely in enterprises on the fringes of the marijuana trade.
The pay and benefits of his new job are "close to a wash" with his previous position, Moen says, but include stock options in a company aiming to become an industry cornerstone.
Moen's value to Privateer likely will come in guiding the company on how to steer clear of activities that raise red flags with federal authorities, said Hilary Bricken, a Seattle-based marijuana business lawyer.
"It's extremely ironic," she said. "You go from cracking skulls to supporting the very effort that you once vowed to entirely destroy."
Seattle-based DEA Special Agent in Charge Matthew G. Barnes, the top-ranking DEA official in the Pacific Northwest, called Moen's career change an act of abandonment.
"It is disappointing when law enforcement officers, sworn to uphold the laws of the United States with honor, courage and integrity, abandon their commitment to work in an industry involved in trafficking marijuana," Barnes told Reuters in a statement.
Underscoring the divide between the DEA and an emerging pot industry sanctioned by states, the agency's chief of operations, James Capra, on Wednesday denounced the movement toward ending pot prohibition at a U.S. Senate hearing as "reckless and irresponsible."
But Moen said not all his former colleagues have reacted negatively to his move.
"I've gotten a lot of support from former colleagues," Moen said. "I wasn't sure how guys were going to react and it's been really great."

Parents: Unsure if slain daughter knew grocery store gunman

Grocery store worker Krystle Dikes and shopper Rachelle Godfread were killed by 22-year-old gunman Shawn Walter Bair on Wednesday.

BRISTOL, Ind. — The parents of a 20-year-old woman fatally shot while working at a northern Indiana grocery store say they don't know whether their daughter knew her killer.
Krystle Dikes' parents, Juanita Whitacre, of Bristol, and Shaun Dikes, of Shipshewana, spoke Saturday about their daughter, who police say was killed Wednesday night along with shopper Rachelle Godfread, 44, by 22-year-old gunman Shawn Walter Bair. Bair was shot and killed by police moments later.
Whitacre and Shaun Dikes said their daughter made friends easily but they don't know whether she knew Bair, though both had attended Elkhart Central High School.
"She knew so many people. It's entirely possible she knew him. She knew everybody, it seemed like," Whitacre said. "But as far as any prior relationship, we have no clue."
Whitacre said she had lunch with her daughter on Wednesday, the day Krystle Dikes was killed.
"We talked about jobs. We talked about boys. We talked about school. We talked about all the things moms talk about with their daughters," Whitacre said Saturday. "We talked about her possibly going to live with her grandpa, or living with her father or me. We talked about all the possibilities she had."
Those possibilities came to an end hours later. Police say Bair entered Martin's Super Market about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday and about a half-hour later fatally shot Dikes as she stocked shelves and Godfread as she shopped.
Police have said they don't know the motive for the shootings.
Dikes' parents described her as big-hearted and independent with a contagious laugh. They said she dreamed of opening a child care center for children with special needs.
She attended Elkhart Central High School, obtained her GED and lived in Muncie for a while but moved back to northern Indiana recently after getting the job at Martin's. She had lived with friends the past two years and was looking forward to getting her own apartment.
"She wanted to see what it was like to leave and have everything in the same place when she got back home and to not have to share everything with somebody and have people eating her food, and all those kinds of things," Whitacre said.
Her parents, along with their spouses, said they have been overwhelmed by the support they have received from throughout the community and around the world, saying they have been contacted by strangers expressing support through telephone messages, letters and through Facebook.
Shaun Dikes was asked how he finds the strength to go on.
"I don't think you do," he said. "You just keep putting a foot forward. I don't think it's a question of finding strength. It's just a question of trying out how to move forward. Because I don't feel very strong right now."
Whitacre said the shock and grief remain very raw.
"I'm still falling apart in waves," she said. "The mornings are awful. Waking up and realizing that it wasn't a bad dream and it's real. That she's not coming back. I'm going to have to miss her every day for the rest of my life."

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2 nabbed at Texas border in Target credit card fraud case

A shopping cart is seen in a Target store on December 19, 2013 in Miami, Florida. Target announced that about 40 million credit and debit card accounts of customers who made purchases by swiping their cards at terminals in its U.S. stores between November 27 and December 15 may have been stolen.

Police said the cards used by 27-year-old Mary Carmen Garcia and 28-year-old Daniel Guardiola Dominguez carried the account information of South Texas residents.

McALLEN, Texas — Account information stolen during the Target security breach is now being divided up and sold off regionally, a South Texas police chief said Monday following the arrest of two Mexican citizens who authorities say arrived at the border with 96 fraudulent credit cards.
McAllen Police Chief Victor Rodriguez said Mary Carmen Garcia, 27, and Daniel Guardiola Dominguez, 28, both of Monterrey, Mexico, used cards containing the account information of South Texas residents. Rodriguez said they were used to buy tens of thousands of dollars' worth of merchandise at national retailers in the area including Best Buy, Wal-Mart and Toys R Us.
Related: Target data breach saga is starting to resemble an international spy thriller
"They're obviously selling the data sets by region," Rodriguez said.
Garcia and Guardiola were both being held Monday on state fraud charges. It was not immediately known whether they had retained lawyers.
Rodriguez said he did not know whether they were the first arrests related to the Target breach. Target did not immediately return phone and email messages left Monday, which was Martin Luther King Jr. Day. The Minneapolis-based company said last week that it has stopped more than a dozen operations that sought to scam breach victims by way of email, phone calls and text messages.
McAllen police began working with the U.S. Secret Service after a number of area retailers were hit with fraudulent purchases on Jan. 12. The Secret Service confirmed that the fraudulent accounts traced back to the original Target data breach from late last year. Investigators fanned out to McAllen-area merchants and reviewed "miles of video" looking for the fraudsters, Rodriguez said. From that, they were able to identify two people and a car with Mexican license plates.
With the help of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, investigators confirmed the identities of their suspects from immigration records of when they had entered Texas in the same vehicle. Police prepared arrest warrants last week and waited for them to return.
On Sunday morning, federal officials alerted police that their two suspects were at the Anzalduas International Bridge trying to re-enter the U.S. They were carrying 96 fraudulent cards, Rodriguez said.
Investigators believe the two were involved in both the acquisition of the fraudulent account data and the production of the cards, but only part of what must have been a much broader conspiracy. Rodriguez said investigators suspect Garcia and Guardiola were singling out Sundays for their shopping sprees hoping that the banks would not be as quick to detect the fraud.
With the amount of electronics and other merchandise purchased on Jan. 12, Rodriguez said the two would have needed an "army" to move it all.
Rodriguez also alluded to a link with Eastern Europe or Russia, but did not provide additional details. He said he expected Garcia and Guardiola to eventually face federal charges.
South Texas authorities have seen large-scale fraudulent credit card schemes before, including one in which they seized machines used to upload information to the cards' magnetic strips.
The Target security breach is believed to have involved 40 million credit and debit card accounts and the personal information of 70 million customers.

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How To Give Your Girl The SQUIRTING Orgasm Of Her Life!

     Squirting can be extremely hot and surprising if it has never done it before. If she has never squirted before, you could be the greatest lover she has ever been with by employing a few simple techniques. Making your girlfriend or wife squirt is not all that difficult when you understand the physiology of how it is actually performed.
A common misconception is that women who have never squirted before are unable to. This is simply not true. Unless there is an anatomical problem or sexual dysfunction, all women can squirt. Here is a quick guide to squirting so your wife or girlfriend can experience the orgasm of her life.

What Is It?

When most men think about squirting, they think that the girl is urinating. This is not true. Although squirting is a clear liquid, it is not urine.  It does come out of the urethra and not the G-spot, but the liquid has no affiliation with pee. Before you try to make your girl squirt, there are a few things that you need to be comfortable with.
When a girl is squirting, there is a slight chance that she could pee. Being comfortable with this is essential. Don’t freak out on her if she does pee a little bit. This is fairly normal for girls who have never ejaculated before. Make sure that she knows you are okay with her peeing if this occurs. If she is nervous she will not be able to relax and she will not be able to squirt.

Getting Her Ready

Before you ever try to make your girl squirt, you need to make sure that she is warmed up. In order to put your girl at ease and get her in the mood, you must start off with a lot of foreplay. Shoving your fingers into your girl without getting her ready is never recommended.
Use a lot of kissing and teasing to get your girl wet enough to start fingering her. Suck on her breasts and nipples while running your fingertips up and down her inner thigh. When she starts to breathe harder you will be able to tell that she’s ready for you to start touching her vagina. Again, don’t go straight for the inside of her vagina. Play with her clitoris a little bit and brush the outer lips with your fingers to get her ready.

The G-Spot

The G-spot is going to be the primary way of getting your girl to start squirting. There are a lot of women out there that are so in tune with their bodies that they can ejaculate by just touching their breasts or their clitoris. However, most women will not be able to ejaculate unless they are being stimulated manually through their G-spot.

If you have problems finding the G-spot, there is a simple guide you can follow. Insert your fingers into your woman’s vagina palm-face up. The G-spot is located on the upper-most portion of the vagina about three inches in. The G-spot is a very fleshy textured patch and you should be able to feel it with your fingers. As soon as you touch it you should see your girlfriend squirm a bit.

Making Her Squirt

Now that you successfully found her G-spot it’s time to start making her squirt. Start to curl your fingers as if you are saying “come here.” She should moan in
delight. If you start to feel the G-spot fill up and get solid, you’re doing it right. Increase the pressure to her G-spot and start going a little faster.

Take your other hand and press down on the area around her stomach and pubic bone. This will give more pressure to the area and add to her arousal. Take direction from her. If she says go faster, then go faster. If says that she feels like she’s going to pee, tell her that it’s okay and to let go. Within a couple of minutes she should start to ejaculate. You might see a small gush of liquid from her vagina or a stream of liquid.

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Supermarket Offers $340 Of Free Food To Anyone Who Shops Naked

Shoppers in Süderlügum, Germany took the organic, au-natural trend to a whole new level last week.
To celebrate and promote the opening of his new grocery store, Supermarket manager Nils Sterndorff made an offer: the first 100 shoppers to show up naked would be given a free shopping spree of up to €270 ($340), Bild reports.
He didn't expect much of a crowd — then 250 people showed up.
Apparently the majority of the naked shoppers were Danes, over the border to get cheaper German goods, and didn't mind being filmed and photographed while they got their groceries.


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How To Use Flirting To Create Sexual Tension

Flirting is the most powerful way to engage someone – but what if you want to take it one step further? Here’s how to use flirting to make things sexy.

Use Reverse Psychology

One of the most powerful ways you can attract women is by playfully rejecting them. What’s your instant reaction when someone tries to sell you something on the phone? You reject them. Dating is similar.
If you really want the woman to “make the move” and be naturally drawn towards you, then psychologically push her away.
Turning down a woman is the icing on the cake, the finishing touch to your flirting, that locks in her decision to be with you. While this form of flirting can be done early on, you need a decent amount of flirting and teasing before these techniques become effective.
FACT: People don’t reject ideas that they perceive to be their own.
The keyword here is “perceive.” Curiosity makes women think, and the more that they think about you, the more they believe they must want you.
The best way to come up with your own rejection comments is to “put yourself in her shoes” and think like she does.
For example, you might say:
“No funny business! I don’t even know you yet”
“No hanky panky.”
If she wasn't thinking about sex with you, she will be after this statement. That’s not to say she’ll actually want to have sex with you, but all you want to do at this point is get the idea in her head.

When To Use Sexy Flirting

At Your House
These are great lines to say when you walk in the door together from a date, or after she arrives for a date at your place. Think about it. How many guys do you think she’s heard even say this? This would baffle most women straight away. It tells her that you have standards, and aren't just looking for sex. It also tells her that you aren't that easily impressed.
When She Gets Touchy With You 
When a woman touches your arm, leg, or any part of your body, you can say these lines and they work great. This makes the woman look like she’s being sexually aggressive.
After You've Piqued Her Curiosity
This is after you've asked a question that she wants the answer to. Slowly move away and as she tries to grab you and keep you still.

Once this has happened, a window of opportunity has opened up for you. Now continue to tease the woman about her sexually aggressive behavior.
You might say something like:
“You just want me for my body.”
“I’m not just some piece of meat you can have your way with.”
“I have feelings too you know.”
“Geez, women only want one thing.”
“I need to be careful around you.”
“I’m watching you.”
“When will women ever learn.”
“I’d prefer it if we just TALKED.”
“I may just have to get a restraining order on you.”

“For all I know, you could be a stalker!”

My Bra-less Grocery Store Buddy

 My wife likes that I like going to the grocery store, and since I also do the majority of the cooking, I like to see what is freshly available. It is no secret to many that know me that I am a tit man, I love 'em! All sizes, shapes, colors and configuration, One of the added benefits of doing the grocery shopping is that the store is loaded with all types of women. As I browse the counters, I also look at every woman (mostly) and try to envision what their boobs look like, some times it takes more imagination with some women then others. I have always had a fantasy of hooking up with a lady during shopping, but it has not yet happened. My last shopping trip was a good start, but still have not yet closed the deal.
With a half full (or half empty, depending on your view) shopping cart, I was in the pharmacy section looking at different pain medicine, a very nice looking woman in her mid 40's, wearing a halter top and no bra. She too was looking at pain medicine, as she bent over, I got a a great view of her nicely shaped B+ sized boobs and erect nipples, in fact, I got a couple really nice glimpses,and I could feel myself starting to get erect, but her friend called her to another aisle and that was the end of the encounter. I have had similar occurrences in the past, but my fantasy is that the lady notices that I am looking, but continues to stay in a position that allows her boobs to be noticed. She can tell that I am enjoying the view, we make a bit of small talk, and I apologize for being so noticeably distracted. We both continue our shopping, passing occasionally as we pass each other down the aisles, it is when we get to the last aisle that she says to me "looks like we are both done, I am glad I could at least make you smile, and flashes me and giggles, I tell her that I wish I could return the favor, she tells me that she is married and flirting is as far as it goes. We exchange smiles and continue to checkout. After paying for everything, I am in the parking lot thinking of my recent encounter, and thinking that I need to jerk off to my new found memory. As I am almost done putting things in my truck, a car pulls up beside me, there is my grocery buddy, she is sitting in her car, with her shirt pulled up over her boobs, she said she wanted to make sure I got a great look before she left. She can now see that my dick is hardening through my shorts, she asks if that's her fault, I told her it was, and that I may need a hand in resolving the issue. She tells me to get in her car, and pulls in beside my truck which is the secluded side of the parking lot. She says I can touch her boobs, but nothing else as that is for her husband. I explained that I am married as well, my wife know that I love to look and allows touching on occasion. She asked for me to pull out my dick, it is already hard, she asks if she can jerk me off, to which I replied "What are you waiting for?" She starts to rub gently and teasingly, taking her time to rub the head, and squeezing to turn it bright purple. I am playing with her erect nipples, she starts to fidget in the car and tells me she can cum from nipple play, so i gently pull, tweak her nipples, rubbing the areolas until they are nice and hard. She has a cold soda in her drink holder, I get the tips of my fingers nice and wet as well as cold from the sweat off the bottle, she loves it and tells me she is very close to cumming, she tells me in a very sexy voice to start pulling a bit harder as she is now cumming as she rocks back and forth in her seat. She tells me it is now my turn, opens up one of her bags and gets out some lotion. She tells me to be quick as she should be back home by now, I tell her I would do the best I can. As she gets my dick nice and lubed she says OK, you ready, and I say yes. She immediately start stroking my dick as fast as she can, encouraging me to come, "you need to cum now, right here on my tits!" She leans over so the tip of my dick is touching her nipple while she is stroking, she gets faster and faster, her boob is bouncing all over my dick, I am getting close and let her know not to stop! Pre-cum is at the tip, which encourages her even more, until I blast a load all over her tits, chin, legs, and she

finally starts to slow her motion and stops when I can take it no more.
She takes her shirt off and cleans us both up, and pulls a fresh halter from under her seat, she says she always carries a spare. I tell her thanks, and she said she had fun as well and wanted to know when my next grocery shopping would take place.

Gunman shot dead after killing two women in grocery store

A gunman killed a member of staff and a customer at an Indiana grocery store before being shot dead by police, officials said early Thursday.
The man had his gun pointed at a third person when officers arrived at Martin's Super Market in the city of Elkhart, Indiana State Police Sgt. Trent Smith said in a press conference early Thursday.
When he trained his weapon on the officers they shot him dead, Smith said.
"We're pretty confident that Elkart's quick response to the scene most definitely saved some lives tonight," Smith said.
Police said they do not know the relationship between the alleged shooter and the victims. They believe the women were a member of staff and a customer, one in her late teens or early twenties and the other in her mid-forties, Smith told the press conference in a video posted online by NBC affiliate WNDU.

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Smith said it was a "huge crime scene" and that shots had been fired from one end of the store to the next. The victims were found 10 to 12 aisles apart.
Police rushed to the scene shortly after 10 p.m. on Wednesday after receiving a 911 call. They heard gunshots when they arrived and rushed to the section of the store from which the shots were fired.
Smith described the gunman as white man in his twenties who lived in the area. He said he was armed with a semiautomatic handgun and a large knife.
When it was put to him at the press conference that people in the relatively small city of Elkhart were horrified that someone would start shooting in a supermarket, Smith said: "That's today's society, unfortunately. We live in that world.

"There's not a day that goes by where we are not learning about a school shooting, or at a business. We hoped that it would never come to our home, and here it is. You cannot walk around in life afraid."

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Pick Up Lines For The Grocery Store

Pick Up Lines For The Grocery Store

Everybody’s gotta eat. The grocery store is a great place to meet cute strangers in your neighborhood — ones who might even be able to cook!
Here are ten pickup lines to try at the grocery store. (A sense of humor is required.)

1. “Let me help you with that.“ The most practical of the lines on the list, it’s really only effective when you actually help the person out. If you’re tall, and the cutie in aisle 6 can’t reach the top shelf, offer your long-armed services. If he/she looks a little lost, launch into salesperson mode, with a twinkle in your eye: “Can I help you?”

2. ”The expiration date says ‘best if used by tonight.’ Can I make you dinner?” Be prepared for a laugh. Also, there’s always a chance that cute stranger you’re flirting with takes you up on your offer. Be prepared to cook.

3. Small talk is easy when you have something in common. If you’re both reading the nutritional information on sugary cereal boxes, point out the obvious: “I’m trying to convince myself that Corn Pops are healthy.”

4. Without playing dumb, ask for help or an opinion: “How do you know when an avocado is ripe?”

5. Break out the puns. Cringe-worthy puns can break the ice. (Use at your own risk.) “Funny meat-ing you here.” “This selection is nuts.” “Orange you glad citrus is finally in season?”

6. Check out your new crush’s shopping-cart contents. “Wow, looks like dinner’s at your place tonight.”

7. Hang out by the free samples then offer to “buy” dinner. Be sure to treat the sample lady with respect. Offer to tip.

8. End your grocery-store chitchat with, “I had a great time tonight. Would you like to plan the second date?”

9. If you’re standing in line together, comment on a ridiculous tabloid headline. “It’s the end of the world — again!” Bond over the ridiculous.

10. Pretend to be doing an informal survey. “If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?”

11. The best pickup lines are harmless and fun: “Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?”
What (if any) pickup lines have worked for you while shopping?

How To Dress To Meet Women At The Grocery Store

You never know when you are going to meet someone. One of the most popular places for men to meet other women is in a grocery store. However, a man needs to be very aware of how he dresses no matter where he is. Here are a few steps to how to dress to meet a woman in a grocery store.

Choose clothes that you would normally wear. When you go to the grocery store, be yourself and wear whatever it is you normally wear. Make sure that it is clean, fresh and nicely ironed.

Brush your teeth. A stinky mouth will be the first thing a woman notices in a grocery store. Women love clean mouths with pearly white teeth.

Shave. It is a good idea to shave your chin as you normally do. If you have a beard and wish to keep it, you should trim it and make it look nice. Otherwise, make sure you are well-shaven.

Apply a light cologne. Women are usually turned off if the cologne is too strong, so a light cologne will help make you smell clean and fresh.

Be yourself. Act natural and be calm. Do not allow your nerves to show. Women are generally attracted to men who are calm and are confident.

Wear clean shoes. Most women will be turned off my dirty or torn shoes. It is okay to wear tennis shoes, but make sure they are clean and contain no holes.

How To Meet Women At The Grocery Store

Dating in today's world has become technologically advanced. But one of the best ways to meet someone is still face to face. Grocery stores can be a great environment to meet women. Learn to meet women while shopping for your groceries.

Instructions

Time your shopping trip to the grocery store in a way that maximizes your chances of seeing women you may be interested in. Weekends and after work (early evening) hours are the most crowded and thus the best environment to increase your chances.

Go to a section and look at the items near the woman you want to talk to. Use that environment to pick an interesting product you may not have eaten before and ask her if she has tried it. When she responds no, suggest a creative way to use it and if she says yes ask her how she suggests you prepare and eat it.


Position yourself in the produce section near some potentially interesting women. Make the woman an expert by asking her how to choose the best fruit or vegetable and ask whether she has any tips on preparation.


Pick up some meat packages and look at them carefully, including reading the label. Ask one of the women near you if she can help you pick a lean cut and how you know which ones are freshest. Offer to take her to coffee because she helped you to find the best meal you have had in awhile.

Use the environment and the way most people--and women--do their shopping by following the aisle pattern of the woman you're interested in. In the first aisle don't say anything to her, in the next aisle make eye contact and smile. By the third aisle you can make a joke by asking her if she's just going to follow you around all day or if she was planning on introducing herself. Be sure to laugh so she knows you're kidding.


Get into a checkout line that has a woman you want to meet at the end of it. Pick up a magazine and start a conversation with her about what's on the cover.


Tips & Warnings

These are all conversation starters. It's up to you to continue the conversation from there so be prepared.

Don't stalk the woman you're interested in by being pushy, following her to her car or doing anything generally creepy. This could land you a visit by store security or the police.

Make sure if you strike out with one woman that the next one you try didn't see or hear you talking to the first woman. This will most likely kill any potential chance you had with her if she thinks she's the runner up.